Lacrosse

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Hi my name is Bob

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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dildo

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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your going to die

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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