Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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