A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Obama

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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