Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Women's Rights...

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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France never surrender.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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I'm Spartacus

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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9/11.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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