- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Chuck Norris died.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Female Athletics

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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