- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Women's rights.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

shabalabadingdong JLR

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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