- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Women's rights.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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