What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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women's rights

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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French people.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Women's Rights...

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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