Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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