Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Ruller

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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noodles

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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