Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

I like your hair

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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