a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

A man walks into a bar.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Hey, you have small hands.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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