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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

My life

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Female Athletics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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