A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Oh...okay, good.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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