- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Oh...okay, good.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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