How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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dildo

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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