- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Women's Rights

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What's big? Jupiter.

Women's Rights...

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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