Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Women's Rights

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Women's Rights...

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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