Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Robin, get in the car.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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