- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I C U P White stuff

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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