- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Small Penis.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Black people in Camden NJ.

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