- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Golf.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

what did one computer say to the other .........

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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