- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Bitch

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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