- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Male leadership.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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