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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Male leadership.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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