If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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