josh sucks polish adams dick

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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I like poop in my butt

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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were you expecting a joke

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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