What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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