- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Women's Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Golf.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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