Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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im gay

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Bitch

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Anti Joke

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