Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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DEATH.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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