How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Boob

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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