What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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