- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

how do you win a game try your best

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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