- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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