What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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the bible

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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