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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Continents are large islands.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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