- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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