- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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