- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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