During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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