- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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