Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

1+1=2

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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