- Anti Joke

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.