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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

scraggle is in you pillow case

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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