- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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