- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.