I just threw up..In my pants.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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