- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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