- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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