A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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