Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Tim likes girls

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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