- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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