roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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The Labour Party.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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You were born.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Penis

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Anti Joke

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