whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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