- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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