- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Your mother is average.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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