- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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