- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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