A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

are you saying pam, or pan?

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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