- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Once upon a time a was born

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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