theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Alchohol.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Lololol

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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