- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.