- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

An Asian with a big dick.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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