Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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womans having rights.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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