- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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