- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Women's Rights Movement

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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