- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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