Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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