- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Whats green? The color green.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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