- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

cory

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

PENIS that is all

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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