- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man walked into a bar owch

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

hey hey apple

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Whats green? The color green.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Fat? Jesse Z

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