- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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