- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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