An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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