- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

woman's rights

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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