- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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