- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

There once was this guy and he fell down

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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