- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

I love alchohol!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Tilt your screen back .

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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