- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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