What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A dyslexic blind man

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

H o m o comes out as homo

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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