- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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