Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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