- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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