Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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