- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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